Angering the Duchess, Archimedes was shocked,
To be threatened with filleting by Duke Arrington, half-cocked.
Outside the party, shrill cries were twice heard,
Then the party resumed, 'til hung was the bird.
The police cornered their suspect, then a clue he entrusted,
Which led Darling next door, where Lord Likely de-lusted.
The suspect took flight, and a police chase ensued,
There was twisting and turning, too little of it nude.
Red herrings abound with many a surprise,
The mystery deepens,and my god, who dies?
To enjoy the full story, I shouldn't need to beg,
Just peruse The Man With The Improbable Leg.
And if indeed you have money to spare,
purchase you may, to encourage the affair,
Of the literary minds of the contributing authors,
MCM, Andy Fanton, lest they become paupers.
And in closing, I would like to apologise to all who have endured this attempt.
